BlackMage145

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit real still I'll tell you how I became the Princess of Ponyville In Canterlot born and raised In a library I spent most of my days Chilling out reading, magicing, it was all cool And thinking making friends was less important than school When a signs of the mare of the moons return Made all the cogs in my head turn I wrote one little letter and Celestia pulled my reins "Yo Twilight Sparkle you are moving to Ponyville to meet some friends!" I whistled for a chariot and when it came near It was driven by Pegasi and

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit on your behind I'll tell you how I became the God-Emperor of Mankind On the soil of Terra born and raised In the Age of Strife where I spent most of my days Slaying, killing, relaxing, making Terra mah hood Creating sons of my flesh! So to keep humanity fresh! When a force of evil was up to no good Scattered my sons all over the galaxy I packed up all my marines in a great big fleet "Now I guess I have to show the humanity their majesty" The Great Crusde rolled on and on And soon all my sons, they came along. An

The general stood on the ridge as he regarded the forces arrayed before him. In the valley below his men had dug into fixed emplacements, heavy weapons scanning the horizon, as tanks took up flanking positions on either side of them. The tanks were lumbering giants of steel and violence, arranged with mighty weapons of war: plasma cannons, heavy repeating cannons, strong enough to break the hull of even the strongest bulkhead given enough time and effort. The infantry was equipped with heavy laser cannons, single shot and repeating mixed on a one on one basis. They could scorch the flesh from a man's bones in an instant. The regular infantry

This one time, I lived amongst a particularly prideful tribe of Vikings, the White-wave Clan, famed for their exploits as all things Viking: exploring, raiding, trading, all the fun things. The chieftain even considered himself on par with the Roman Emperor. I was sent to them as a hostage from my father in return for not getting run to ground by the tribe. They were jerks the lot of them. So there I go, barely 15 years old, sent to this tribe, to serve as the...squire would be the correct word today I believe. I get a better sword, a real mean sword that they call Skara, cutter in their dialect. And then we went to Persia. They liked lots o

West of Sweden, said the Soil East of Britain, said the Forest South of Norway, said the Island and North of Germany, said the Sea This is were I find my Home, said the Man

Dinosaurs Ryan was looking out the window of his 2 room apartment.  It consisted of a bathroom and a bedroom, which also had a desk with his books. He was currently having a drink of water. It tasted like lemons, just as it always did. That was the way natural water tasted. King had told him this. King was his god. Ryan remembered how long ago people worshipped heathen gods that gave his blood to others so to enslave them to his will. It had the purpose to confuse people. To make them go insane. Ryan smiled to himself. King had saved them all. Science was the only answer. If the world was arranged in neat patterns and was governed by the Ho